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Jul 24, 2014 / 499,624 notes

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

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Jul 24, 2014 / 343,165 notes

intimateaff3ction:

hacheload:

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR

cherish him forever

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Jul 24, 2014 / 448,787 notes

master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

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Jul 24, 2014 / 161,376 notes

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

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Jul 24, 2014 / 858,721 notes

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

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Jul 24, 2014 / 103,547 notes

8bitdeer:

obveously:

markatch:

bevismusson:

northstarfan:

wittyusernameforthcoming:

wafflelovingbatgirl:

agelfeygelach:

Why don’t most superheroines look like this?

Because most comic books are drawn by men.

Reblogging for artistic reference.

Yes. Artistic reference is why I am reblogging this.

This is why I hate it when people draw the likes of Wonder Woman or Power Girl or She-Hulk without making them muscular because ‘that’s not feminine’. Because clearly, you know, it bloody well is.

Totally reblogging for the artistic reference. Definitely.

artistic reference my ass i’m reblogging this because she’s fucking beautiful and her body is inspiring. also she so cute

Can’t anyone tell me who she is?

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Jul 24, 2014 / 21,011 notes

howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

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Jul 24, 2014 / 380,944 notes

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Jul 24, 2014 / 159,487 notes

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Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed.
Me giving my friend relationship device. (via dafunnyposts)

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ssweet-dispositionn:

Fifty Shades Of Grey - Trailer

Dead. Bye. Like BYE.

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Jul 24, 2014 / 261,884 notes

tiger03lily:

wrapyourlipsaroundmyname:

badgalfaashion:

brainy-beauty:

inmytwistedfairytale:

HE HANDED THAT SHIT TO HIMMMMM

Farrakhan does not fear man. Amen.

DANM!!

I think this make the 10th time ive reblogged this 

amazing

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nosdrinker:

sickbanter:

humoristics:

vaginafor1000alex:

lovethyhippie:

faked the whole squad

faked the cameraman too


sikk tekkers bruv…

This is illegal in 63 galaxies
Jul 24, 2014 / 321,461 notes

nosdrinker:

sickbanter:

humoristics:

vaginafor1000alex:

lovethyhippie:

faked the whole squad

faked the cameraman too

sikk tekkers bruv…

This is illegal in 63 galaxies

(via iappreciateyourbutt)

Jul 24, 2014 / 470,945 notes

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

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